25+ min ago  (666+ words) After a 6-3 decision by the Supreme Court that Donald Trump must GTFOH with his "emergency tariffs" bullshit, and Tonce rump had a calm and rational meltdown response about it, his administration sent out its best messengers to the Sunday shows....

1+ hour, 12+ min ago  (52+ words) If I were a medalist, I'd stay away from the White House - no telling if Trump will demand tribute. If I were a medalist, I'd stay away from the White House - no telling if Trump will demand tribute. He can…...

3+ hour, 19+ min ago  (606+ words) On Sunday, Mexican Special Forces shot and killed El Mencho, ne" Nemesio Rub"n Oseguera Cervantes, AKA the leader of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel and the cocaine, heroin and meth king of Mexico. Nine of his hench-people were killed…...

6+ hour, 17+ min ago  (399+ words) The least popular American at the Olympics since Tonya Harding! Though after slow wet fart noise JD went home the US women's ice hockey team went on to win the gold, beating Canada in an overtime nailbiter. On Sunday, Jack…...

1+ day, 19+ hour ago  (345+ words) The first lady, Ellen, hates her husband and reluctantly puts in only minimal required facetime in front of the press. (Hey, some of this is sounding a little familiar.) Affable nice-guy Dave soon gets a surprise visit from the Secret…...

1+ day, 22+ hour ago  (79+ words) @SeeRacists " 1h BREAKING: Chief of Staff to Republican Alaska State Senator ARRESTED for Federal Child S*X Trafficking! 36yo Craig Scott Valdez groomed & exploited 11+ Juvenile Girls (as young as 13) via Snapchat while working in the senator's office. Faces 15 Years To Life. 36yo Craig…...

1+ day, 22+ hour ago  (65+ words) What even is this "Pythagorean Theorem" ?? He was gay, wasn't he? Pythagoras is fine. Preached celibacy and abstinence, including from beans. And we all know Texas chili is strictly bean-free, so he's practically like the state's founding father. Plato was…...

2+ day, 42+ min ago  (638+ words) Mr. President, sir, may I kiss you? Well sir, it's because I'm so grateful to you. Your tariffs saved my steel plant. It was done. It was kaput. We were running one shift a week. And that shift was only…...

2+ day, 3+ hour ago  (724+ words) But really, wouldn't it be safer to just avoid that icky stuff altogether, to avoid upsetting students (and really, parents) who are absolutely certain that Donald Trump and Gov. Greg Abbott made LGBTQ+ people illegal already? Just say that Oscar…...

2+ day, 21+ hour ago  (75+ words) As a straight white dude: I'm really sick and tired of people conflating being white, straight, and/or a dude with voting for pedophiles or enabling them. With great power comes great responsibility. Same here, but as one myself given…...