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clickhole.com —  38+ min ago

...Judas Iscariot. Benedict Arnold. And now kale. Gutless fucking betrayers, the lot of them.... ...Sure, Frith technically could have broken down the oxalic acid by cooking the kale instead of blending it raw, but fuck anyone trying to shift responsibility off the rat who brought oxalic acid into the mix to begin with....

clickhole.com —  8+ min ago

...In an out-of-court settlement, Oklahoma resident Robert Woods received $60 million in damages from the Japanese conglomerate as redress for an incident that occurred one morning last February, when his alarm clock went off at 7:45 a.m.... ...To say the least, it's a very, very bad day to be Sony....

deadspin.com —  23+ hour, 38+ min ago

...The Steelers" run game mainly saved Pittsburgh last night against the Indianapolis Colts on Monday Night Football. The Steelers have struggled on the ground for much of the last two seasons, but Pittsburgh pounded the ball against Indy all night for 172 yards.... ...While Pittsburgh certainly asserted itself physically, the finesse part of the Steelers" game showed a promising future. The connection between rookie quarterback Kenny Pickett and wide receiver George Pickens might be blossoming before our eyes....

deadspin.com —  2+ hour, 39+ min ago

...Anyway, Bagwell met with the press as he's acting as the Astros GM right now after they forced out James Click by offering him such a sad contract after he was coming off a World Series win that he had no choice but to leave. Quite an organization and what a thank you, huh?... ...Except Contreras could have easily slid into the DH spot, a slot the Astros got basically nothing from in the postseason. Or he could have replaced Yuli Gurriel at first, too. Were these the "numbers" that offended Bagwell so?. Or was it Trey Mancini?...

deadspin.com —  20+ hour, 36+ min ago

...This should be easy, with the second word of this story being the most important: Even with the politics and affinity for the Southeastern Conference and other big-name schools, the College Football Playoff committee can't mess this one up, right?... ...If USC wins the rematch, it's in the playoff. No doubt about it. It's only a matter of the order of the top four. If USC loses the rematch to Utah, the Pac-12 will be shut out of the CFP for the sixth straight season....

deadspin.com —  20+ hour, 11+ min ago

...Fans of the Denver Broncos went from reluctantly embracing #LetsRide in the early weeks of the season to forcing Russell Wilson to stop using, uttering, or even thinking about it by early October.... ...Fans hoping new ownership can lure in Sean Payton to help Wilson flambé are fucking mile high. The 34-year-old quarterback couldn't cook an omelet with the tutelage of Paul Bocuse. (Mostly because the legendary French chef died in 2018, but you get the joke.)....

deadspin.com —  17+ hour, 43+ min ago

...This USMNT is about more than that, but they did have to roll back into the files for that old profile a bit this afternoon to escape Group B with a 1-0 win over Iran.... ...dead anyway for a foul on Cameron Carter-Vickers)....

deadspin.com —  15+ hour, 54+ min ago

...Ecuador 1 - 2 Senegal. fans learned the hardest way, when you have a game where one team only needs a draw and the other needs a win, it's better for storytelling purposes if the team that needs to win scores first.... ...They only managed two blocked Enner Valencia shots in the first half....