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People of Multiple Races From Multiple Backgrounds Creating Mix of Cultures Actually Example of Monoculture, Explains Hanson " The Shovel
1+ hour, 46+ min ago (171+ words) Senator for Pointless Semantics, Pauline Hanson, ended all confusion over her definition of monoculture today during a speech in Parliament. "The more multicultural something is, the more monocultural it is," explained Pauline. "Only through heterogeneity can we be homogeneous." Hanson…...
Pauline Hanson To Abolish Environment if Elected " The Shovel
1+ week, 1+ day ago (227+ words) Pauline Hanson has unveiled a bold new reform agenda to dismantle Australia's trees, oceans and atmosphere within One Nation's first 100 days in office, should the party win government in 2028. Addressing the National Press Club in Canberra today, the One Nation's…...
Space X IPO: Elon Musk Says Space Is "Final Frontier" in His Search for Friend " The Shovel
1+ week, 4+ day ago (250+ words) Trillionaire Elon Musk says space is the "final frontier" in his ongoing search to find someone who likes him, after exhausting all other known options on Earth. Musk, who has spent billions of dollars desperately trying to get people on…...
Trump to Deport El Ni'o " The Shovel
2+ week, 6+ day ago (186+ words) Saying he was determined to crack down on undocumented Latino children illegally entering the country, Donald Trump has ordered ICE to immediately find and deport the global weather pattern El Ni'o. "We're going to find this Mexican and send him…...
Cost of Living Pressures Getting So Bad This US Woman Was Forced Out of Retirement " The Shovel
3+ week, 1+ day ago (167+ words) A Florida woman says she may need to compete at Wimbledon just so she can afford to fill up her car. Serena Williams, 44, said she had intended to retire permanently, but then realised she didn't have enough saved up to…...
Australia To Source Submarines From Facebook Marketplace, Under New AUKUS Agreement " The Shovel
3+ week, 3+ day ago (235+ words) A newly negotiated AUKUS agreement will lead to "significant" savings, Defence Minister Richard Marles said today, while typing "used Virginia-class nuclear submarines" into Facebook Marketplace. Marles said using Marketplace was a great way to source good quality heavy weaponry at…...
Snake Experts Warn Public Not To Try and Pick Up Wild RFK Jr " The Shovel
4+ week, 7+ hour ago (148+ words) Shocking footage from a US politician has compelled wildlife experts worldwide to send out a PSA today, urging the public not to try and pick up any wild RFK Jr's that they find in their backyard. After footage showing the…...
Coalition MPs Worry Taylor's Racist Welfare Policies Will Be Seen As Racist " The Shovel
4+ week, 7+ hour ago (172+ words) Coalition MPs have privately expressed concern that Opposition Leader Angus Taylor's proposed welfare crackdown on migrants could be interpreted by voters as blatantly racist, despite repeated assurances from Taylor's office that the racism is purely economic in nature. The policy…...
Flotilla of Luxury Yachts Assembles off Kirribilli To Protest "Crippling" Capital Gains Tax Changes " The Shovel
1+ mon, 4+ day ago (308+ words) A powerful grassroots movement took to Sydney Harbour yesterday, as an estimated 340 luxury vessels gathered off Kirribilli House to send a clear message to the Prime Minister: ordinary Australians are suffering, and they will not be silenced, not even by…...
Taylor Proposes New "Australian Values" Test Requiring Would-Be Migrants To Blame Current Migrants for Nation's Problems " The Shovel
1+ mon, 6+ day ago (231+ words) Opposition Leader Angus Taylor says he will implement a new Australian Values Test to ensure that prospective migrants understand the traditional Australian custom of blaming recent migrants for every conceivable problem the country faces. "This is about integration. If people…...